For telling me quite bluntly when my clothing looks absurd
And helping me dress tastefully instead of like a nerd ...
For never really minding when I'm hogging the remote,
And when I'm channel surfing, never reaching for my throat ...
For listening when I babble about the problems where I work
And never saying things like, "Knock it off, you whiny jerk!"
For seeing to it that I try to eat some healthy food
And finding me attractive - even though you've seen me nude ...
For all of this and every other little thing you do,
I couldn't be more grateful that the wife I've got is YOU !